~Why is it I can give advice freely, but have a hard time accepting it from others?
~Why is it that all food in restaurants in the Chicagoland area make me feel like I swallowed five pounds of grease? Even the salads!
~Why is it that more people don't read?
~Why is it okay to promote "safe sex," yet when you try to promote the safest sex, abstinence, you are scorned?
~Why do I care less about the upcoming Presidential election, and more about the season premiere of 'Lost?'
~Why don't I spend more time writing, and less time talking about writing? Or worse, writing about talking about writing?
~Why can't I get into doing my job, lately?
~Why do I feel like I need to move, either farther west, say Byron, or way south, say Alabama?
~Why don't people understand that I do enjoy going to Disney World?
~Why do people ask if they are all mine?
~Why ask why? Drink Bud Dry. (Ed. Too many commercials, young man. Besides you don't even like that brand.)
~Why is the blue sky called blue sky, as opposed to, orange sky?
~Why did Bernice bob her hair?
~Why did I ask that last question?
~Why didn't I start with what? Would have had more questions I bet. (That's why!)
~Why oh why?