I didn't turn off the TV quick enough I guess.
You guessed it, Britney was in the news for... getting a flat tire.
Pat O'Brien says... "Britney gets a flat tire and stalls six lanes of traffic..."
No Pat, the paparazzi did it. Duh!
By the way, has he always had hair that red? Interesting.
Okay, there is so much going on that I really don't care about, but I can't find the remote!
Must. Go. To. Bed.
Oh yeah, Gary Colman says that he and only he will decide when he will die. Oh really.