Wednesday, June 30, 2010

No, I have not!

No I have not seen your lipstick!

Why would you even ask me that? I'm insulted!

Every Time something goes missing around here, everybody looks at me!

For your information, I don't even wear that shade.

It doesn't flatter my complexion and it tastes terrible. 

Beware of Vampires!

I think that the Twilight series should be banned, because of this:

Funniest line:

Troopers do not suspect drugs or alcohol to be factors in the crash.

Why not?

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Getting That Motor Running, Again.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later. ~ Mitch Hedberg


Here it is 11:05PM on a Tuesday night and I got nothing. 

Actually, I have a lot in there all trying to rush out in an unfocused state that confuses even me.

That being said, I need to get back in the saddle again. Do you realize it has been a really, really long time since I posted anything new? Does anyone still read along? Am I still in your readers?

I do worry about these things, probably too much, but not for me necessarily because um... 

See what I mean? Those thoughts just spewed forth and came out of left field. I wonder if I should invest in something like this,Portable MFA in Creative Writing (New York Writers Workshop). Or maybe even this, The Write-Brain Workbook: 366 Exercises to Liberate Your Writing.

Alas, I will carry on, somehow. Even though this is being played at a loud volume and distracting me...

Where was I?

Oh yeah, so now it's 11:26 and I really should go to bed.

Man, i need to get back into a more regular schedule. More tomorrow?