Bell Ringer

This was an entry into a flash comedy contest.

Church desperately needs a new bell ringer.

Ad posted.

Man answers ad… He has no arms.

How?

Use my forehead.

Hesitant response, thinking of risks…

Okay.

Running start… Face impacts… BONG!

Running start… MISS!

Fall…

Death...

Police called.

Who is he?

Don’t know, but his face sure rings a bell.