Don't Mess With Momma

So today was a bad day.

Today was a day that I wish I could turn the clocks back and redo it.

Since that isn't possible, I will relive it here.

Not really sure where it went wrong, I mean I woke up in a good mood. Heck, I was even looking forward to going in to work, then came Dunkin' Donuts. I have never seen a line so long there, and it wasn't moving either. So I left, didn't need any donuts anyway.

While at work, I kept getting bummed out and depressed by the news. Our illustrious leader is bowing down to the King of Saudi Arabia, yet wouldn't bow down for the Queen of England, and he's apologizing for our (USA's) arrogance, and he is single handily destroying the principles that this country was built on. Sure, he loves America, just the one that is under an oppressive socialist government.

Then, little miss I-need-to-be-involved-in-everything decided to fray those nerves a little bit more by getting involved in MY stuff. Dude (ette) you work for me, not the other way around. So I left for the home front, where I knew that I had a lot of work ahead of me, for the weekend, but...

I wish that I could say that I blacked out, but unfortunately, I remember it all. Benjy was looking for something, a cable to connect the video camera to the computer, and we couldn't find it, so I asked Andy, and whoops! Daddy turned on the psycho, which got on Momma's nerves.

Needless to say, I was full of some serious assitude*, and I paid for it. Well technically, I'm still paying for it, because Jenni isn't exactly welcome to my charms, and I don't really blame her. I was a bad man.

Then Karma decided to kick my butt. First, I was painting Danny's room - he had a strip of pink from when it used to be Jessie's room that was previously hidden by the Cinderella wallpaper trim. Well, I set the paint down on a shelf, and wouldn't you know it but the shelf decides to fall off the wall, spilling blue paint on the wall, the floor, Danny's 1 year picture, myself.

Then there was the trashcan that I think I somehow broke the springs off of - so I had to look through the full garbage can to find the springs. Found one pretty easy, but ol Mr/Miss Karma kept the other one hidden.

Ugh.

Next up, the soccer game's that Benjy and I were looking forward to tomorrow - canceled. Apparently we got too much rain, and the fields were too wet. Which, of course, means that I will now have plenty of time to get to work on those DIY chores of mine.

Joy.

I'm sure there is more, but it is too sad to think about - or something like that.

Whatever.

Good night, and hopefully tomorrow will be better.



* Yes, I did take my meds