What I didn't do in 2014

• Go to the moon
• Buy a new car
• Have another child
• Lose any more teeth
• Write that novel
• Visit Scotland
• Get drunk
• Get a speeding ticket
• Vote for a President
• Eat lima beans
• Eat eggplant
• Drive a truck
• Drive a train
• Drive me insane
• Go to jail
• Climb a tree
• Lose 100 pounds
• Gain 100 pounds
• Run a marathon
• Drink tequila
• Sleep until noon - I can't count the day I had the flu, I mean come on, have you ever had the flu? It can be rough getting up...
• Walk to work
• Answer a telephone, unless I knew who was calling
• Play Sims
• Visit my parents
• Call my parents
• Jump out of an airplane
• Bury anyone
• Put up a Christmas tree - the family did it for me while I was away
• and the list goes on...