Friday, November 28, 2008

A Prayer For Black Friday

Okay, take this next prayer in the spirit it is intended...
The Shoppers Prayer
Our cash
Which art on plastic
Hollowed be thy name
Thy Cartier watch
Thy Prada bag
As it is in store
Give us each day our Platinum Visa
And forgive those that stop us spending
And lead us not unto Louis Vuitton
For thine is the Gucci
The Dior and the Armani
For Chanel No.5 and Eternity
Happy Black Friday everyone!! May your Door-Busting be grand and your shopping bags full of all your needs and wishes.