Because I got mad at the AT&T dude for not showing up last night...
O my God,
I am heartily sorry for having offended thee and I detest all my sins,
because I dread the loss of heaven and the pains of hell,
but most of all because they offend thee,
who are all good and deserving of all my love.
I firmly resolve,
with the help of thy grace,
to confess my sins,
to do penance,
and to amend my life.