Have you ever had something that you wanted to say, and then you sit down and get ready to say it, when all of a sudden...
A dragon appears in your living room?
A talking dragon, at that.
"Do you know the way to San Jose?"
A talking dragon that, apparently, likes Burt Bacharach songs.
"I've been away so long. I may go wrong and lose my way."
A talking dragon that , apparently, really likes Burt Bacharach songs.
"Oh, so sorry, I didn't see you there. Do you have anything to eat?"
A talking dragon that is into Burt Bacharach, and didn't bring any food for himself.
"Who you calling a him?"
A talking dragon that really enjoys Dionne Warwick singing Burt Bacharach that didn't bring food for herself.
"Whoa! Did you just dis Ms. Warwick?"
A talking dragon that really likes it when you leave Dionne Warwick alone, and if you don't , you just know that the smoke will turn into some flames of pain.
"Flames of pain? What are you drinking bub?"
I don't know, but I think I will go to bed now.