Seriously, Cheese!

The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards. ~ Arthur Koestler

Did you know that the moon is made of cheese?

No, really it is.

I distinctly recall hearing about it when I was, oh about four or five. Nobody would ever think about lying to a four or five-year old, now would they?

Would they?

So imagine my surprise when I find out that we have actually sent people to the moon. Seriously. people have actually camped out on the moon, and it appears to be rather dusty, and seriously lacking in color.

Did you see that? I used the same word two different ways.

Seriously.

Oh, and the moon is made of cheese, and I challenge you to prove me otherwise. Go ahead, give it your best shot. I'll be waiting, right here.

What The Heck!

I think that I am going to have to boycott Blogger.

Okay, so I might be a tad bit addicted to doing this everyday, heck there have been some very bad days in here, but this is ridiculous.

I have some pictures that I would like posted on the site that do not want to be uploaded. What the heck!

Whine, whine, whine... Maybe I should get me some Red, red wine....

There once was a blog that had a point, 

then he posted everyday and I should really think these things out before I start typing them, otherwise I may look like an idiot -- too late!

Wonderful news, I get to go to a Cubs game tomorrow!! Whoop whoop!!

I'm rooting for the Rockies though.

Guess what? Chunky actually started to run today, I'm serious! He ran a quarter of a mile in between walks of one mile each. Actually the latter walk was punctuated by another run of about a quarter mile. 

I think Chunky wants his Kindle.

Chunky should also remember to get that official weight picture soon, because the first fifty pounds will be way easier than the second fifty, so... 

I really have no idea.

I'm still mad that I can't post any pictures. 

What the heck!!

Small Victories

The Rockies beat the Diamondbacks 3-0.

The Cubs beat the Astro's 11-6.

Chunky needs to lose just a measly fifty pounds, and he can buy himself a Kindle.

I think Chunky is gonna like losing weight. Not to mention the fact that he will probably like the benefits of being fifty pounds (or more!) lighter. Now Chunky wants to know if you would like to see pictures? You know a few before shots to compare to the after shots?

Maybe we should wait on that.

God Bless!

Chunky Loses Some Weight!

I couldn't believe it when Chunky called. I mean he has been rather lax as of late. I believe his schedule looked like this:

Mon - 3 Miles brisk walk

Tues - 3 Miles brisk walk

Weds - 3.5 Miles brisk walk

Thu - 3 Miles brisk walk

Fri - Day of rest

Sat - Day of Feasting and rest

Sun - Day of laying on his fat behind, feasting and resting.

Mon - Needed help up from the sofa

Today - 3.5 Miles brisk walk

How's that for some updating?

Now, you are no doubt wondering how Chunky lost this weight, so was I.

Chunky told me.

I then asked if I could share his secret.

He said sure, but only after he had the eight-layered double-stuffed Oreo cookies, with chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream (five scoops). I said "Chunky that cannot help." He just told me to shut it and bring me the cookies and cream. And a glass of milk.

The secret was forgotten.

I decided to play it rough after that, by withholding food from the beast. He finally relented, and Chunky told me that I could share how he had lost a whole three pounds...

He got a haircut.

Bastard.

Chunky Walks Briskly Bringing Weight Change

So this dude that weighs in at a whole lot more than he should decided it was time to lose the chunk. 

Little did he know that his lovely bride was thinking that he should do the same, because she likes to wrap her arms around him, and currently cannot. 

His children are also on the "lose the chunk" bandwagon, because they want him to keep buying them cool stuff. 

They all conspired together, even the 'Chunky Monkey,' to get his act together. Because even though he can be a pain in the butt at times, they still love him and want him to stick around for a lot longer. They don't even need the cool stuff, just their daddy and husband.

This is his story. It will be updated occasionally, with information like what he ate, how far he walked/ran, if he had any Moose Tracks ice cream. In fact, one of his children even volunteered to eat all of the ice cream in the house, to keep his Dad from being tempted. What a good boy.

Anyway, today was day one and he went for a mile and a half, or maybe it was a two mile, walk at a brisk pace. So stay tuned for future updates from Chunky, and maybe he'll even throw his weight in here for those of you charting at home.

God Bless!