...Bring it on!!
Saturday, July 24, 2010
A Whole Lot of Awesomeness Here!
Yes, I am a Sci-Fi geek and I am so looking forward to the new season of Stargate Universe...
Bring it on!!
...Bring it on!!
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Marriage
Need a giggle or two, hope these work.
The picture has nothing to do with the jokes, obviously, just felt like giving the oldest boys some blogging love (they'll probably hate it).
Marriage (Part I)
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on th e table unless
I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and don't you
give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said:
"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex
here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not."
(DARN SHE'S GOOD!)
************************************************
Marriage (Part II)
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!"
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!"
(HE ASKED FOR IT!)
******* **********************************
Marriage (Part III)
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no
good in bed either," and storms out of the house.
After some time he realizes he was nasty and
decides to make amends and rings her up.
She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer to the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"
(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING , TOO!)
*****************************************
Marriage (Part IV)
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his
wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it IS time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion,
shouts right back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four."
(RIGHT ON, LADY!)
****************** ***********************
THE SILENT TREATMENT
;
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife
to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece
of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it
was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he
noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on th e table unless
I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and don't you
give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said:
"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex
here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not."
(DARN SHE'S GOOD!)
************************************************
Marriage (Part II)
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!"
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!"
(HE ASKED FOR IT!)
******* **********************************
Marriage (Part III)
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no
good in bed either," and storms out of the house.
After some time he realizes he was nasty and
decides to make amends and rings her up.
She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer to the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"
(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING , TOO!)
*****************************************
Marriage (Part IV)
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his
wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it IS time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion,
shouts right back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four."
(RIGHT ON, LADY!)
****************** ***********************
THE SILENT TREATMENT
;
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife
to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece
of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it
was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he
noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
The picture has nothing to do with the jokes, obviously, just felt like giving the oldest boys some blogging love (they'll probably hate it).
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Something I Never Thought I Would See
A woman driving a car while knitting and talking on her cell phone.*
A friendly (soccer match) being played at Fenway Park in Boston.
A young man trying to show off to his friends on his dad's motorcycle, one of them there crotch rockets no less, and forgetting the concept of a front brake while slamming into his friends car (who was videotaping the whole thing, for posterity purposes, of course). Wish I could find the link, it was pretty funny, with some swearing (go figure).
I saw something else today that was so amazing that I have completely forgotten about it, maybe next time.
*She was knitting while waiting for the light and answered her phone once the light changed, but that just doesn't sound as exciting now, does it?
A friendly (soccer match) being played at Fenway Park in Boston.
A young man trying to show off to his friends on his dad's motorcycle, one of them there crotch rockets no less, and forgetting the concept of a front brake while slamming into his friends car (who was videotaping the whole thing, for posterity purposes, of course). Wish I could find the link, it was pretty funny, with some swearing (go figure).
I saw something else today that was so amazing that I have completely forgotten about it, maybe next time.
*She was knitting while waiting for the light and answered her phone once the light changed, but that just doesn't sound as exciting now, does it?
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Oh Danny Boy!
I want to introduce you to Danny, my sixth child and third boy...
He is a great kid (I know!) and 98% of the time he is a happy kid. Sure he gets a little crazy every now and again, not to mention he seems to be a little ADD at times. He's four, what do you expect.
Every now and again he gets his "Stink face" on...
Okay, that's not the "Stink face," that's more of a silly face.
I apparently am having a hard time finding a picture of that "Stink face." Oh well, it's not pretty, trust me.
My point of all this "Danny time" is to tell you of a great phenomenon that we just noticed. He doesn't like to hear his name in a song. Now you know where this is going, right?
What? Wait!
See for yourself...
He hates hearing that..
However, he doesn't mind this for some reason...
However, he doesn't mind this for some reason...
Have a great day!
Friday, July 16, 2010
Fun At the Park
Took the family to Six Flags Great America for our annual visit to this amusement park that tries really hard... At least the kids like the roller coasters. Anyway, there were four adults and, I believe it was fifteen kids. It's amazing how people find out when we're making our trip that want to tag along - we're fun that way.
Once we made it to the park, we separated into two distinct groups; those that can ride roller coasters, and those that cannot. Guess which one I was a part of. (It's not my fault that they make those seats so small... what's that? It is? Never mind then). Initially it was just me, Jenni and my three youngest (Maggie, Danny and Timmy), we were later joined by some friends which literally doubled our party. All-in-all we had a really good time and shocker of shockers, the older kids got bored and some even left before we did.
Below is a photographic journey through our day, enjoy.
In line for our first ride of the day - Balloons (note: I really don't know all of the names for the rides)
Nap time for Timmy, and some 'Yabba Dabba Doo good times!
Once we made it to the park, we separated into two distinct groups; those that can ride roller coasters, and those that cannot. Guess which one I was a part of. (It's not my fault that they make those seats so small... what's that? It is? Never mind then). Initially it was just me, Jenni and my three youngest (Maggie, Danny and Timmy), we were later joined by some friends which literally doubled our party. All-in-all we had a really good time and shocker of shockers, the older kids got bored and some even left before we did.
Below is a photographic journey through our day, enjoy.
In line for our first ride of the day - Balloons (note: I really don't know all of the names for the rides)
Danny ready for some flight time on the balloons (definitely 'ready for action')
Maggie sitting in the front car of the Spacely Sprockets roller coaster
Nap time for Timmy, and some 'Yabba Dabba Doo good times!
Timmy getting ready for the train ride!!
Okay, it's time to go now!
Hope you enjoyed the pictures!!
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
My Baby is One!
There should be a post celebrating my baby's first year in this world, but some jerk thought it would be funny to hijack my computer and spread his germs and all that jazz, so... hopefully I can get it back later to share, otherwise, Happy Birthday Timmy!!
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